Yes, he’d be a powerful ally, another dark jedi. He will join us or die.

The perfect song for this? It's the Bentframe Comedy Star Wars Gangsta Rap:

Vader and Sidius:

It's not the east or the west side.
No its not
It's not the north or the south side.
No its not
It's the Dark side.
You are correct.
Keep frontin' of the Empire, So all you vader haters out there, go blow your planet up!
What is thy bidding my master?
It's a disaster Skywalker we're after.
What if he could be turned to the dark side...
Yes, he’d be a powerful ally, another dark jedi.
He will join us or die.

We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
And you know that we got it (Deathstar)
And you know that we got it (Deathstar)

Fades...

Uncle Owen:

Luke, getcho ass over here right now,
Stop monkeying 'round that landspeeder,
Where them two droids I asked you to clean boy?,
Did you clean your room?

Luke:

Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation 
I cleaned the droids 
Can I go to tashi station 
I got a lay away on a power converter 
But now you're treating me like a scruffy nerf herder 
Obi Wan (Ben):
Luke use the force and run 
Run to dagobah run to dagobah
Luke use the force and run
Run to dagobah run to dagobah 

Yoda:

I'm Yoda, I'm a soldier 
I'll mold ya and fold ya 
I though I told ya 
Don't be unwise 
Judge me not by my size 
You won't believe your eyes 
Once the X wing rise 

Luke:

Yoda why you bein' a playa hata 
You know that I must still confront Lord Vader 

Yoda:

But Luke, 
Not ready are you 

Luke:

But there's a city in the clouds where they're keeping my crew 
A Jedi's got to do what a Jedi's got to do 
So now Vader, I'm coming for you 

Vader:

Impressive now release your anger 
You must have sensed what your friends are in danger 

Luke:

OWW! Why'd you slice off my hand 

Vader:

Its imperative you understand 
Obi Wan would never bother
Telling you about your father 

Luke:

He told me enough - he told me you killed him 

Vader:

Then there's something I must reveal him 

I'm your father
I'm your father 
I'm your father 
I'm your father 
I'm your father
I'm your father 
I'm your father 
I'm your father 

Uncle Owen:

Knock em out the box Luke 
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke 
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke 
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke 
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke 

Original Star Wars Gangsta Rap - A funny movie is a click away

On the ground!

The first clip (SNL Digital Shorts) made my weekend brighter than ever! bengong and funny!

Lyrics:

On the Ground

I was walkin' through the city streets
And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
"Run faster, jump higher"
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me

I threw it on the ground
You must think I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of your system
Man! Pump that garbage in another man's face

I go to my favorite hot dog stand
And the dude says, "You come here all the time! Here's one for free."
I said, "Man! What I look like? A charity case?"

I took it and threw it on the ground!
I don't need your handouts!
I'm an adult!
Please!
You can't buy me hot dog, man!

At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriend
She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad
Man, this ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone!

I threw it on the ground!
What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of your system
My dad's not a phone!
DUH!

Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it?

Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jack*ss!

So many things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I'm an ADULT!

Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
GROUND!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!

Then the two phonies got up
Turned out the had a taser
And they tased me in the butthole

Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over

I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butthole was on fire
The moral of the story is

You can't trust the system

Man!

You make me laugh :)

My mom just started using e-mail. Suddenly she becomes all tech-savvy. Welcome to the club Ibu :) 

and she e-mailed me this:

Hi anakanda. Lembaran anakanda telah kami terima. Kian lama tidak tiba2, dok tunggu rasa macam sepurnama. Tadi pagi lembaran baru tiba. Lambat tiba baru pos rupa nya!! Tk favourite daughter (no choice) ;-)

This is the highlight of my day.

Happy Father's Day.

I honestly don't know when is Father's Day (Well actually I don't even know exactly when is Mother's Day. Any Non-Public Holiday dates are hard to remember - I am so bad). All I know is it'll be in June, and when the day is approaching I am sure there'll be a lot of advertisements in town promoting stuff you can buy for your dad.

Seeing these ads since weeks ago, and I saw my cuzzen sent his father a msg about Father's Day on facebook, so I thought it was last week.

And I called my dad several days ago to wish. I think that was Tuesday. Or probably Thursday. I can't even remember :P

FM: Hi Ayah, Happy Belated Father's Day!
Ayah: Haa, you're 2 days late!
FM: When exactly is Father's Day? I tak tau lah, that's why I called you today (or maybe it was my mom who called, and i asked her to pass the phone to Ayah. heh), to wish lahh~ ehe sorry...
Ayah: Actually, I don't know. I main cakap je you're 2 days late. haha.

cheh. Sabar je.

So then I realized today (which actually, yesterday) was Father's Day when Qilah was talking about it. Since I went to town today, I bought the phone card and called them when I got home, which is, tonight =P

I called his cell to surprise him (usually I'll call my mom). And he won't know it's me cuz the number didn't appear.

FM: Hello.
Ayah: Hello? Siapa ni?
FM: Farah lahh
Ayah: Laaa, haha ingatkan sapa lah tadi. Ha kenapa?
FM: Selamat Hari Bapaa~!!!!
Ayah: Dah malam baru nak call.
FM: I was out lah tadi. Now dh balik baru lah boleh call. Ayah tengah buat apa tu?
Ayah: Buat kerja...
FM: Kenapa buat kerja masa hari bapa ni?
Ayah: Kenalah kerja, bukan senang nak cari sesuap nasi sekarang ni (with full drama tone)... hahahahahah. Drama king kan? Rasa2 boleh masuk Anak Wayang tak? hahahahahha.

I just knew what Anak Wayang is. God. Even that can be made into a reality TV Show? Malaysians just love reality TV show don't they?

Anyway...

Ayah, Ayah. You're so funny. And you're the best father in the whole wide world. Okay maybe the best father (the one and only pon.. haha) to us, your kids only. I am sure other dads are just as super as you =)

To all dads in this world,

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!

I know I am late in wishing this, but yeah, just enjoy your day while you still can! with your kids and wife who love you so much :D

=)

Hairstyles.

The new craze. Almost everyone has at least one photo. To those who haven't tried, please do. Click here. See which hairdo suits you the most. I guess this one suits me the best kot. Kalau yang lain macam cacat je.

The comments I received are mostly, positive (TQ!). But Palie's was the funniest. He said I looked like...

Diana Ross!

Ada rupa ke? Now I feel like singing Endless Love (the one duets with Lionel Richie) or Ain't no mountain high enough (the one with the Supremes) or If we hold on together. Not that my voice is as nice as hers, in fact jauh lagi x sedap kot :P I just feel like singing je. hahahaha.

I put up her songs in my playlist. If you haven't heard her singing, try all three. My fave. Haha I'm old skool. Suddenly teringat my dad. He loves Diana Ross.

One thing that I like about this yearbook thing; at least I can see myself having an afro hair! Honestly I'd perm my hair just to have one. But yeah apparently its not long enough, and its gonna be uncomfortable.

having an afro hair is something that is on my 'i-want-this-hairstyle' list. Apart from Jen Aniston's, Meg Ryan's, Mo Hawk, and also getting my head shaved. Thats a hairstyle jugak right? No?

Anyway I have to get back to my presentation. Can't wait for tuesday a.k.a tomorrow then I can:

1. watch HEROES!
2. watch Gossip Girl.
3. relax!
4. Blog!
   

Have a great week people =D

Little Fishy

FM - Farah Mexx
QL - Qiqi Lala a.k.a Aqilah

FM: i beli snapper dhh :D
FM: comell
FM: nanti i tunjuk u
QL: e?
QL: ape dah snapper?
FM: u ttau ke snapper tu apa
QL: err tak
QL: ikan ke?
QL: haha
FM: a ah ikan
FM: comel gile
QL: owh emmmpp
QL: igtkan ape la td
QL: sbb u kt comel
QL: itu mknn le farahhh
QL: jgn le kate comel
QL: nnt i jd sedih bile nk mkn
FM: hahaha
FM: u rasa2 snapper best buat apa ek?
QL: nie ikan sekor ke fillet?
FM: sekor
FM: nanti kite siang2... kite buat apa ek?
QL: emm tah
QL: sweet n sour?
QL: masak lemak?
QL: asam pedas sedap ke?.... or kari ?

... I was kacau-ing her while she's completing her assignment. And when I got home, she kept on asking where's the fish and I showed her the plastic bag I was holding. Then she realized there's no fish inside. And I passed her this:

To Qilah: Strriiiiikkkkeeeeee oooonnnnneeeee! (actually I think dah strike 10 kot? :p)

Ha ha ha. I bought the snapper people!!! the card is soo damn cuteee! Now I can go on and off the bus flashing the red card at the entrance/exit. And I don't have to care about having the right amount of coins in my purse! And I can now give the coins away for donation without worrying whether they'd be enough for the bus if I donate em away. What more? hmm let's see. It can be another EFTPOS card as we can load it with money and start spend not just on bus fares but also coffee, lunch, and snacks that u wanna buy at City Stops or the dairys. It's more like a touch'n'go card. Pretty cool aye? Oh, and we can get discounts on bus rides by saving around 25% off the normal rates :D

But becareful snapper users, this card doesn't have a PIN number. So don't load in too much money inside, cuz you might lose it. Then if someone else found your card, they can snapper it happily.

Jaga with care :)

So Qilah, nak masak apa tadi? he he you're sooo cutee la babe!